Men are hard to pleased...

I saw a very funny poem that my room mate forwarded to me and it it damn true, let's read it...

THE PROBLEMS WITH GUYS:

If you treat him nicely, he says you are IN LOVE with him.
If you don't, he says you are PROUD.

If you dress nicely, he says you are trying to LURE him.
If you don't, he says you are from KAMPUNG.

If you argue with him, he says you are STUBBORN.
If you keep quiet, he says you are BORING.

If you are smarter than him, he will LOSE FACE.
If he is smarter than you, he is GREAT.

If you don't love him, he tries to POSSESS you.
If you love him, he tries to LEAVE you. (apa ni?)

If you don't make love with him, he says you DON'T LOVE him.
If you do, he says you are CHEAP.

If you tell him your problems, he says you are TROUBLESOME.
If you don't, he says that you don't TRUST him.

If you scold him, you are like a NANNY to him.
If he scolds you, it is because he CARES for you.

If you break your promise, you cannot be TRUSTED.
If he breaks his, he is FORCED to do so.

If you smoke, you are a BAD GIRL.
If he smokes, he is a GENTLEMAN.

If you do well in exams, he says it's LUCK.
If he does well, it's BRAIN.

If you hurt him, you are CRUEL.
If he hurts you, you are just too SENSITIVE.