Sunday, September 30, 2007

At last my room is back to tidyself...

Since last week, my schedule is so full that Jing Jing hardly see me... so my room is in a total chaos again...

Just a brief description on last week...

Monday-spend my whole day for thesis: go to 2 libraries and bring back 5 reference books...
Tuesday-French test, monday too busy, din study at all, but the test is horribly easy, full marks!
Wednesday-Practising clarinet until Jeremy told me no lessons this week end.
Thursday-German test, damn so nervous, expected to be difficult, but turn out quite ok.
Friday-suppose to have thesis presentation, but suddenly, me, postponed to next thursday
Saturday-suddenly got called for studio recording, earn RM50, luckily no clarinet lessons, Ha!
Sunday-finally I can tidy up the room!

I was thinking of putting the photo for before and after, but....it too horrible, you guys dun wanna see....though someone witness it before....why? That person kena ppk by clarinet teacher and need to come to my house for the night...oh no, why is the moment when it is the most messy?!

So here is the photo taken after I finally put everything into place...(can you count how many animals in there?)

see so tiny space I have got, don't even have a place for me to simply put things...

Just when I thought I have done the job for today and very happy with it, and I went into the bathroom......TADAA!!!

I have forgotten my laundry....oh my goodness.... of course I have no time to wash clothes for the week! Adoi overflow somemore.... well there is a washing machine, but, person like me, not at home for the usual afternoons,(in fact, I normally out 9am and back 9pm) scared it rains then got to wash again.... haih, tomorrow morning should be fine...MUST WASH D!!

Shopping list...

Wow, what a shopping list...

Haydn's Chopin Liszt:

Rossini and cheese
Schumann polish
Bern-n-stein remover
Satie mushrooms
batteries (Purcell)
BeethOVEN cleaner
Hummel microwave meals
orange Schubert
TchaiCOUGHsky drops
marshMahlers
Honey-nut Berlioz
Cui-tips
Chef Boyardee Raveli
sour cream and Ives
Strauss (straws)
chocolate Webers (wafers)
Del Monteverdi corn
Mozart-rella cheese
I Can't Believe it's not Rutter
Bach of serial (opera)
chicken Balakirev
new door Handel
Golden Brahms
Clemen-TEA
Little Debussy snack cakes
Oscar Meyerbeer bologna

Conductor and Clarinet Jokes

At first I wanted to post only clarinet jokes, but find that clarinet jokes are too few and mostly copy cat from other instrument jokes....so, let's add some conductor's ones.....

note: conductors and clarinetists, do not proceed! (Unless you can laugh at yourself...)

Conductor Jokes

What do do with a horn player that can't play?
Give him two sticks, put him in the back, and call him a percussionist.
What do you do if he can't do that?
Take away one of the sticks, put him up front, and call him a conductor.

Did you hear about the planeload of conductors en route to the European Festival?
The good news: it crashed.
The bad news: there were three empty seats on board.

What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra? In an orchestra the horns are in the back and the ass is in the front!

Clarinet Jokes

How many clarinetists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he'll go through a whole box of bulbs before he finds just the right one.

Q What's the definition of perfect pitch?
A When you toss a clarinet in the toilet and it doesn't hit the sides.

Q Why do clarinettists leave their cases on their dashboards?
A So they can park in the handicapped zones.

"The clarinet is a musical instrument the only thing worse than which is two."

A oboist noticed at the end of each rehearsal break, one of the clarinetists would look at the inside flap of his jacket before he sat down to resume rehearsal. This continued for several years, and the oboist became quite curious about it. One day, during hot weather, the clarinetist took off his jacket and went off on break. The oboist waited until everyone was off the platform, looked around, and sneaked over to the jacket. He pulled back the flap and saw a little note pinned on the inside. It read: "left hand top, right hand bottom."

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Check out the video clip!

This guy is beyond cool....



cute right?

Cold cold Jokes....am I in winter season now?

One day, a house caught fire.
Father and mother already ran out from the house, left a son still in that house.
The mother is very worried and shouted
"My son! What are you doing? Why didn't you come out here? Our house on fire!!"
The son said, "Mom, I am wearing socks..."
The mom said, "There is no need to wear socks! It is dangerous in there! Come out quickly!"
After 5 minutes, the son still hasn't came out.
The mom shouted again, "What are you doing? Why are you still inside the house?!"
The son said, "I am taking off my socks....mom"

In a Biology class, the teacher ask
"How do you differentiate 'hands' and 'legs' of the octopus?"
One of the students answered
"Give the octopus a real stinky fart, those who stuckup the nose are 'hands' and the rest will be 'legs', correct?"

A couple of husband and wife are wishing upon a wishing well.
The husband goes first. After wishing, he throw a coin into the well.
His wife wanted to make a wish too. But when she bends down to wish, she accidentally fall into the well, and the husband had a great shock!
And then, the husband says,
"Wow my goodness...this is one true wishing well..."

A person take his first flight on the plane.
He is not use to the plane and he keep vomiting, until the paper bag is not enough.
So the air hostess go and fetch some more paper bags.
When the air hostess return, all passangers are vomitting.
She ask the first timer, what had happened?
He answered,
"When I see the paper bag is almost overflow, I drank back one gulp..."

Teacher: If you are in a public mini bus, and you saw an old lady standing beside you while you are sitting, what should you do?"
Student: I will tell the old lady, 'aunty, you so old d, dun take mini bus to save money....better take taxi, more comfortable and safer...'
Teacher: ... ...




Desktop Free View


Very nice desktop background...hehe...you know why? Because shortly after this, my computer will be used for thesis proposal presentation. Can not put ugly desktop(earlier one, so messy) for the whole school to see it.... Anyway, the picture is Asian Youth Choir 2004(my first), I am standing first row, right most from conductor.

[TAG STARTS HERE]
My Desktop Free View Instruction:
A. Upon receiving this tag, immediately perform a screen capture of your desktop. It is best that no icons be deleted before the screen capture so as to add to the element of fun.You can do a screen capture by:
[1] Going to your desktop and pressing the Print Scrn key (located on the right side of the F12 key).
[2] Open a graphics program (like Picture Manager, Paint, or Photoshop) and do a Paste (CTRL + V).
[3] If you wish, you can “edit” the image, before saving it.
B. Post the picture in your blog. You can also give a short explanation on the look of your desktop just below it if you want. You can explain why you preferred such look or why is it full of icons. Things like that.
C. Tag five of your friends and ask them to give you a Free View of their desktop as well.
D. Add your name to this list of Free Viewers with a link pointing directly to your Desktop Free View post to promote it to succeeding participants.List of those who participated in the tag and place your link below:
- iRonnie
- skippyheart
- thesserie
- domlawrenceosb
- sasha-says
- maiylah’s snippets
- My Memoirs
- AniqueAnik
- Criz’s Sanctuary
- AaronWoolala
- Itchy
- Voclarno Hui2
[TAG ENDS HERE]
Tagging:
haih.....I think nobody will bother me also one....
Yazoo, Ms Summer, Ying Jie, Mei Ying, Kher Sham

Are you a psychic?

Some people can see the future (like That's So Raven tv show), some people can read others' mind, some people can see through solid objects, what about you? Can you communicate with the "3rd dimention"? (That means ghost and spirit la)

Here is the test...

Q1 Do you believe that there are ghosts? Yes to Q9 No to Q5
Q2
Among your family members, anyone ever seen ghost? Yes to Q7 No to Q5
Q3
At night when you sleep, you must turn on a small light? Yes to Q23 No to Q19
Q4
Even though when weather is hot, sometimes you feel sudden "cold"? Yes toQ8 No to Q3
Q5
You always get lost? Yes to Q13 No to Q16
Q6 Do you think that you know some animal language? Yes to Q25 No to Q26
Q7 Do you ever experienced: You suddenly cannot move when sleeping? Yes to Q20 No to Q11
Q8 When watching movies, you always know what'll happen next? Yes to Q6 No to Q23
Q9 When you were a kid, did you cry often? Yes to Q12 No to Q6
Q10 Do you always like to see yourself in the mirror? Yes to Q18 No to Q17
Q11 Do you have a big birthmark? Yes to Q20 No to Q8
Q12 Your memory power is quite good? Yes to Q7 No to Q2
Q13 Do you like the smell of jostick(people use to worship one)? Yes to Q10 No to Q17
Q14 You always "cheng beng" every year?(visit the graveyard) Yes to Q29 No to Q22
Q15 Has your dream(real dream, not your aim or goal) ever been real? Yes to A No to Q24
Q16 You prefer to be alone rather than chating with friends? Yes to Q2 No to Q10
Q17 Sometimes, you feel that dunno where you are now? Yes to Q4 No to Q3
Q18 Have you ever seen UFO? Yes to Q11 No to Q4
Q19 When alone in the room, you still think there is someone else? Yes to Q14 No to Q22
Q20 Do you ever almost involve in an accident? Yes to Q28 No to Q6
Q21 Do you sometimes got ear ringing without reason? Yes to Q24 No to Q27
Q22 Do you ever speak the same thing in the same time with other people? Yes to Q30 No to D
Q23 Are you a lucky person? Yes to Q26 No to Q14
Q24 You go the some place for the first time, but feeling you ever been here? Yes to A No to B
Q25 Did you have the same dream with what you dreamt before? Yes to Q15 No to Q21
Q26 Do you suddenly remember something that you forgot long time ago? Yes to Q21 No to Q29 
Q27 Do you think that your previous life is something(not someone)? Yes to B No to C
Q28 Cats and dogs like to come near you? Yes to Q15 No to Q25
Q29 When you are young, did you have life treatening disease? Yes to Q27 No to Q30
Q30 When seeing people's photo, you think their expression somehow change? Yes to C No to D

Creepy test!! eeee.....

Results:
A- Your spirit eye is very strong, is in your nature. If you concentrade enough, can easily spot souls.
B- Your spirit eye is not bad, not always spot souls. If you want to see it, it will took up a lot of your effort and energy, better give up la...
C- You can try at some haunted place, your spirit eye is avarage. If you are daring, can try at haunted place.
D- You must first believe the existence of soul before you improve your spirit eye. Your spirit eye is below avarage.

Eh....mine is A leh.....no thanks I dun wanna see souls!!! HELP!!! I do have some 6th sense sometimes, but I couldn't control it. Even though I like to have 6th sense....BUT I DUN WAN SEE GHOST!!!

Everyone, happy testing.....HELP!!

Now, how about Korean name?

Ok, I have the site to trace your korean name.

It is not interesting for me, because, my name is exactly the same, even though they only asking me to check "HH" for my name. The family name follows your original.

So for other names, most probably different....for mine, both the same...

Ok whoever wanna know it, just let me know ok?

What is your Japanese name?

Whoever interested to know your Japanese name, please give me your full name and gender(my friends no need state gender d la, I know it anyway.) Then I will tell you name in replied comment.

By the way, my Japanese name is Nakamura Miharu.

Nakamura=my Japanese family name, meaning "centre of a village"
Miharu=my Japanese first name, meaning "beautiful clear sky"

So, submit your full name if you are interest. I will tell you full meaning of your Japanese name as soon as possible.

Ciao!

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Smart old cock...

There is a farmer wanting to get a young cock, because the cock at home is too old. This will certainly make all the hens at home satisfied.

After the farmer bring back a young handsome cock....

The old cock is worried if this newcomer will take over his place. So, he challenge the newcomer.
"Why not we have a competition? Who can run around faster for ten rounds will win all the hens here. Agree?"
The young cock is very confident with his energy. So, he agrees.

And so they race.
At first, the old cock run with all his might, so he take the lead.
But after 3 or 4 rounds, the old cock run out of energy and now the young cock is catching up with the old one.
All the hens are cheering for the young cock.
Just when the young cock is about to take over.....BANG!! A gun shot. The young cock fall dead.
The farmer is standing by the fence, holding a gun, and he said,
"Shit!! They sold me a gay cock AGAIN!!"

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Dialogue after rape...

In a messy little hut, a guy sitting by the bed, smoking. And a girl cry lying on the bed...

Girl: Why do you rape me? You are such a beast!
Guy: Because I am a beast so I rape you la, so stupid question also you can ask me.
Girl: Sob....sob.....Then how about my future?
Guy: How I know, I am just a rapist, not your boyfriend.
Girl: If I pregnant, will you take the responsibility?
Guy: Walau.....do I look like an idiot?
Girl: Woooo.....wooo....wooo......sob....sob....
Guy: Stop crying la, what's the big deal anyway? Ok, ok, how about I come and visit you regularly from now on?
Girl: Really?? Is it true? Will you really? Will you?
Guy: Aiyo....I said I will come means I will come la.
Girl: After raping me, can't you feel guilty at all?
Guy: Haih...since you mention it, I somehow feel a little bit guilty.
Girl: Then....you must make up with me....
Guy: Huh??? How??
Girl: Erm.....why not be my boyfriend?
Guy: *swt*.....(I am already 30 years old, no partner, today I finally have one?)
Girl: Agree?
Guy: Since you said so, and I have no reason to refuse....ok, I agree...
Girl: That's wonderful!
Guy: *swt*

Then the girl kiss the guy. They become a happy couple and live happily ever after.

Before marriage and After marriage...

Sorry folks, soooooo long time never touch my blog at all. I was planning to do more AYC part 3 and 4.... doing AYC blog takes a lot of time so become lazy d.....wehehehehehe.....memang a lot of excuses one la.....(itchy: tau pun!)

Enough of excuses, let's go to the topic.

Before Marriage...

Him: Hurray! This day has finally came! I can't wait!
Her: Can I regret the marriage?
Him: No! Don't you ever think of that!
Her: Do you love me?
Him: Of course!
Her: Will you betray me?
Him: Of course not! What makes you think that way?
Her: Can you give me a kiss?
Him: That's for sure! And it won't be only once!
Her: Will you beat me?
Him: I never will!
Her: Will you give me a promise?

for the After Marriage just read the dialogue from bottom to the top, opposite way.

so is it true? Guys?