I saw a very funny poem that my room mate forwarded to me and it it damn true, let's read it...
THE PROBLEMS WITH GUYS:If you treat him nicely, he says you are
IN LOVE with him.
If you don't, he says you are
PROUD.
If you dress nicely, he says you are trying to
LURE him.
If you don't, he says you are from
KAMPUNG.
If you argue with him, he says you are
STUBBORN.
If you keep quiet, he says you are
BORING.
If you are smarter than him, he will
LOSE FACE.
If he is smarter than you, he is
GREAT.
If you don't love him, he tries to
POSSESS you.
If you love him, he tries to
LEAVE you. (apa ni?)
If you don't make love with him, he says you
DON'T LOVE him.
If you do, he says you are
CHEAP.
If you tell him your problems, he says you are
TROUBLESOME.
If you don't, he says that you don't
TRUST him.
If you scold him, you are like a
NANNY to him.
If he scolds you, it is because he
CARES for you.
If you break your promise, you cannot be
TRUSTED.
If he breaks his, he is
FORCED to do so.
If you smoke, you are a
BAD GIRL.
If he smokes, he is a
GENTLEMAN.
If you do well in exams, he says it's
LUCK.
If he does well, it's
BRAIN.
If you hurt him, you are
CRUEL.
If he hurts you, you are just too
SENSITIVE.