Double Reeds Jokes...

Oboes Jokes...

What good is a burning bassoon?
You can use it to set the oboe on fire.

Q How do you tune four oboes?
A Shoot three of them.

Q What's the difference between an oboe and an onion?
A No one cries when you chop up the oboe.

How do you get an oboist to play A flat?
Take the batteries out of his electric tuner.

Bassoons Jokes...

Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
The bassoon burns longer.

Q: What is the least heard phrase in music? A: "Would the bassoonist please remove his Ferrari from the driveway as it is blocking the way!"

Q: What's the difference between a bassoon and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off before you jump up and down on a trampoline.