Haih, life...

Mandrin version:

ren sheng jiu xiang da bian, yi dan chong zou le, jiu bu hui zai hui lai.
ren sheng jiu xiang da bian, ze me la dou yi yang, ke shi mei ci you bu dai yi yang.
ren sheng jiu xiang da bian, you shi la de hen shuang, you shi la de hen can.
ren sheng jiu xiang da bian, ni yong yuan bu zhi dao, hui la chu she me dong xi.
ren sheng jiu xiang da bian, xiang yao she me jie guo, jiu yao xian ze me zai.
ren sheng jiu xiang da bian, wang wang nu li le ban tian, que zhi you ji ge pi.
ren sheng jiu xiang da bian, bu guan dian zhui de duo piao liang, ben zhi hai shi yi yang.
ren sheng jiu xiang da bian, zhi you zhi ji mo mo de yong gan mian dui.

shuo yi, da jia chang shuo "ni qu chi da bian la!"
qi shi, ben yi shi " ni yao rong ru zhi ji de sheng huo"


English translation:

Life is just like shit, once flush away, it will never come back.
Life is just like shit, no matter how you shit is still the same, but is still not really the same.
Life is just like shit, sometimes shit comfortably, sometimes cirit birit.
Life is just like shit, you will never know, what will you shit.
Life is just like shit, how you want the "fruit", how you must "plant".
Life is just like shit, work hard for the whole day, but only farts coming out.
Life is just like shit, no matter how you decorate it, the original quality is still the same.
Life is just like shit, only yourself must face it with courage.

So, everybody says "You go eat shit la!"
The actual meaning is "you must blend into your life."

This is taken from a news letter... what a "beautifully disgusting" poem....enjoy......