Cold cold Jokes....am I in winter season now?

One day, a house caught fire.
Father and mother already ran out from the house, left a son still in that house.
The mother is very worried and shouted
"My son! What are you doing? Why didn't you come out here? Our house on fire!!"
The son said, "Mom, I am wearing socks..."
The mom said, "There is no need to wear socks! It is dangerous in there! Come out quickly!"
After 5 minutes, the son still hasn't came out.
The mom shouted again, "What are you doing? Why are you still inside the house?!"
The son said, "I am taking off my socks....mom"

In a Biology class, the teacher ask
"How do you differentiate 'hands' and 'legs' of the octopus?"
One of the students answered
"Give the octopus a real stinky fart, those who stuckup the nose are 'hands' and the rest will be 'legs', correct?"

A couple of husband and wife are wishing upon a wishing well.
The husband goes first. After wishing, he throw a coin into the well.
His wife wanted to make a wish too. But when she bends down to wish, she accidentally fall into the well, and the husband had a great shock!
And then, the husband says,
"Wow my goodness...this is one true wishing well..."

A person take his first flight on the plane.
He is not use to the plane and he keep vomiting, until the paper bag is not enough.
So the air hostess go and fetch some more paper bags.
When the air hostess return, all passangers are vomitting.
She ask the first timer, what had happened?
He answered,
"When I see the paper bag is almost overflow, I drank back one gulp..."

Teacher: If you are in a public mini bus, and you saw an old lady standing beside you while you are sitting, what should you do?"
Student: I will tell the old lady, 'aunty, you so old d, dun take mini bus to save money....better take taxi, more comfortable and safer...'
Teacher: ... ...