Interesting Toilets!

Toilet roll for cook

Toilet roll for bankers

Toilet for musicians

Toilet in Vatican

Toilet in Japan

Toilet in India
Toilet in England

Toilet in New York

Toilet in Germany
Toilet in France
Toilet in Florence

Scary Presentation!!

Today I did my presentation for my thesis proposal. Well it is scary....why?
At first we thought we will be presenting in meeting room and now change to the big studio 1.
That means, from 10 listeners, now to 100 listeners.....
All 1st year 2nd year 3rd year and lecturers will be there....except my supervisor....cry...

Sitting there, alone having the light focus...a mic before there...am I giving a seminar?
Nervous until my voice become all shaky....

Anyway, we are suppose to be up only for 15 minutes....
10 minutes presenting, and 5 minutes for Q&A....

Wanna know how is my session?
8 minutes presenting, and 30 minutes for Q&A!!!
So crazy, luckily I respond very pro....(no wonder the time go so slow..such a long 5 minutes)

Anyway, IT'S OVER NOW!!!!!!

Double Reeds Jokes...

Oboes Jokes...

What good is a burning bassoon?
You can use it to set the oboe on fire.

Q How do you tune four oboes?
A Shoot three of them.

Q What's the difference between an oboe and an onion?
A No one cries when you chop up the oboe.

How do you get an oboist to play A flat?
Take the batteries out of his electric tuner.

Bassoons Jokes...

Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
The bassoon burns longer.

Q: What is the least heard phrase in music? A: "Would the bassoonist please remove his Ferrari from the driveway as it is blocking the way!"

Q: What's the difference between a bassoon and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off before you jump up and down on a trampoline.

At last my room is back to tidyself...

Since last week, my schedule is so full that Jing Jing hardly see me... so my room is in a total chaos again...

Just a brief description on last week...

Monday-spend my whole day for thesis: go to 2 libraries and bring back 5 reference books...
Tuesday-French test, monday too busy, din study at all, but the test is horribly easy, full marks!
Wednesday-Practising clarinet until Jeremy told me no lessons this week end.
Thursday-German test, damn so nervous, expected to be difficult, but turn out quite ok.
Friday-suppose to have thesis presentation, but suddenly, me, postponed to next thursday
Saturday-suddenly got called for studio recording, earn RM50, luckily no clarinet lessons, Ha!
Sunday-finally I can tidy up the room!

I was thinking of putting the photo for before and after, but....it too horrible, you guys dun wanna see....though someone witness it before....why? That person kena ppk by clarinet teacher and need to come to my house for the night...oh no, why is the moment when it is the most messy?!

So here is the photo taken after I finally put everything into place...(can you count how many animals in there?)

see so tiny space I have got, don't even have a place for me to simply put things...

Just when I thought I have done the job for today and very happy with it, and I went into the bathroom......TADAA!!!

I have forgotten my laundry....oh my goodness.... of course I have no time to wash clothes for the week! Adoi overflow somemore.... well there is a washing machine, but, person like me, not at home for the usual afternoons,(in fact, I normally out 9am and back 9pm) scared it rains then got to wash again.... haih, tomorrow morning should be fine...MUST WASH D!!

Shopping list...

Wow, what a shopping list...

Haydn's Chopin Liszt:

Rossini and cheese
Schumann polish
Bern-n-stein remover
Satie mushrooms
batteries (Purcell)
BeethOVEN cleaner
Hummel microwave meals
orange Schubert
TchaiCOUGHsky drops
marshMahlers
Honey-nut Berlioz
Cui-tips
Chef Boyardee Raveli
sour cream and Ives
Strauss (straws)
chocolate Webers (wafers)
Del Monteverdi corn
Mozart-rella cheese
I Can't Believe it's not Rutter
Bach of serial (opera)
chicken Balakirev
new door Handel
Golden Brahms
Clemen-TEA
Little Debussy snack cakes
Oscar Meyerbeer bologna

Conductor and Clarinet Jokes

At first I wanted to post only clarinet jokes, but find that clarinet jokes are too few and mostly copy cat from other instrument jokes....so, let's add some conductor's ones.....

note: conductors and clarinetists, do not proceed! (Unless you can laugh at yourself...)

Conductor Jokes

What do do with a horn player that can't play?
Give him two sticks, put him in the back, and call him a percussionist.
What do you do if he can't do that?
Take away one of the sticks, put him up front, and call him a conductor.

Did you hear about the planeload of conductors en route to the European Festival?
The good news: it crashed.
The bad news: there were three empty seats on board.

What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra? In an orchestra the horns are in the back and the ass is in the front!

Clarinet Jokes

How many clarinetists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he'll go through a whole box of bulbs before he finds just the right one.

Q What's the definition of perfect pitch?
A When you toss a clarinet in the toilet and it doesn't hit the sides.

Q Why do clarinettists leave their cases on their dashboards?
A So they can park in the handicapped zones.

"The clarinet is a musical instrument the only thing worse than which is two."

A oboist noticed at the end of each rehearsal break, one of the clarinetists would look at the inside flap of his jacket before he sat down to resume rehearsal. This continued for several years, and the oboist became quite curious about it. One day, during hot weather, the clarinetist took off his jacket and went off on break. The oboist waited until everyone was off the platform, looked around, and sneaked over to the jacket. He pulled back the flap and saw a little note pinned on the inside. It read: "left hand top, right hand bottom."

Check out the video clip!

This guy is beyond cool....



cute right?

Cold cold Jokes....am I in winter season now?

One day, a house caught fire.
Father and mother already ran out from the house, left a son still in that house.
The mother is very worried and shouted
"My son! What are you doing? Why didn't you come out here? Our house on fire!!"
The son said, "Mom, I am wearing socks..."
The mom said, "There is no need to wear socks! It is dangerous in there! Come out quickly!"
After 5 minutes, the son still hasn't came out.
The mom shouted again, "What are you doing? Why are you still inside the house?!"
The son said, "I am taking off my socks....mom"

In a Biology class, the teacher ask
"How do you differentiate 'hands' and 'legs' of the octopus?"
One of the students answered
"Give the octopus a real stinky fart, those who stuckup the nose are 'hands' and the rest will be 'legs', correct?"

A couple of husband and wife are wishing upon a wishing well.
The husband goes first. After wishing, he throw a coin into the well.
His wife wanted to make a wish too. But when she bends down to wish, she accidentally fall into the well, and the husband had a great shock!
And then, the husband says,
"Wow my goodness...this is one true wishing well..."

A person take his first flight on the plane.
He is not use to the plane and he keep vomiting, until the paper bag is not enough.
So the air hostess go and fetch some more paper bags.
When the air hostess return, all passangers are vomitting.
She ask the first timer, what had happened?
He answered,
"When I see the paper bag is almost overflow, I drank back one gulp..."

Teacher: If you are in a public mini bus, and you saw an old lady standing beside you while you are sitting, what should you do?"
Student: I will tell the old lady, 'aunty, you so old d, dun take mini bus to save money....better take taxi, more comfortable and safer...'
Teacher: ... ...

Desktop Free View

Very nice desktop background...hehe...you know why? Because shortly after this, my computer will be used for thesis proposal presentation. Can not put ugly desktop(earlier one, so messy) for the whole school to see it.... Anyway, the picture is Asian Youth Choir 2004(my first), I am standing first row, right most from conductor.

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[1] Going to your desktop and pressing the Print Scrn key (located on the right side of the F12 key).
[2] Open a graphics program (like Picture Manager, Paint, or Photoshop) and do a Paste (CTRL + V).
[3] If you wish, you can “edit” the image, before saving it.
B. Post the picture in your blog. You can also give a short explanation on the look of your desktop just below it if you want. You can explain why you preferred such look or why is it full of icons. Things like that.
C. Tag five of your friends and ask them to give you a Free View of their desktop as well.
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Tagging:
haih.....I think nobody will bother me also one....
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Are you a psychic?

Some people can see the future (like That's So Raven tv show), some people can read others' mind, some people can see through solid objects, what about you? Can you communicate with the "3rd dimention"? (That means ghost and spirit la)

Here is the test...

Q1 Do you believe that there are ghosts? Yes to Q9 No to Q5
Q2 Among your family members, anyone ever seen ghost? Yes to Q7 No to Q5
Q3 At night when you sleep, you must turn on a small light? Yes to Q23 No to Q19
Q4 Even though when weather is hot, sometimes you feel sudden "cold"? Yes toQ8 No to Q3
Q5 You always get lost? Yes to Q13 No to Q16
Q6 Do you think that you know some animal language? Yes to Q25 No to Q26
Q7 Do you ever experienced: You suddenly cannot move when sleeping? Yes to Q20 No to Q11
Q8 When watching movies, you always know what'll happen next? Yes to Q6 No to Q23
Q9 When you were a kid, did you cry often? Yes to Q12 No to Q6
Q10 Do you always like to see yourself in the mirror? Yes to Q18 No to Q17
Q11 Do you have a big birthmark? Yes to Q20 No to Q8
Q12 Your memory power is quite good? Yes to Q7 No to Q2
Q13 Do you like the smell of jostick(people use to worship one)? Yes to Q10 No to Q17
Q14 You always "cheng beng" every year?(visit the graveyard) Yes to Q29 No to Q22
Q15 Has your dream(real dream, not your aim or goal) ever been real? Yes to A No to Q24
Q16 You prefer to be alone rather than chating with friends? Yes to Q2 No to Q10
Q17 Sometimes, you feel that dunno where you are now? Yes to Q4 No to Q3
Q18 Have you ever seen UFO? Yes to Q11 No to Q4
Q19 When alone in the room, you still think there is someone else? Yes to Q14 No to Q22
Q20 Do you ever almost involve in an accident? Yes to Q28 No to Q6
Q21 Do you sometimes got ear ringing without reason? Yes to Q24 No to Q27
Q22 Do you ever speak the same thing in the same time with other people? Yes to Q30 No to D
Q23 Are you a lucky person? Yes to Q26 No to Q14
Q24 You go the some place for the first time, but feeling you ever been here? Yes to A No to B
Q25 Did you have the same dream with what you dreamt before? Yes to Q15 No to Q21
Q26 Do you suddenly remember something that you forgot long time ago? Yes to Q21 No to Q29 
Q27 Do you think that your previous life is something(not someone)? Yes to B No to C
Q28 Cats and dogs like to come near you? Yes to Q15 No to Q25
Q29 When you are young, did you have life treatening disease? Yes to Q27 No to Q30
Q30 When seeing people's photo, you think their expression somehow change? Yes to C No to D

Creepy test!! eeee.....

Results:
A- Your spirit eye is very strong, is in your nature. If you concentrade enough, can easily spot souls.
B- Your spirit eye is not bad, not always spot souls. If you want to see it, it will took up a lot of your effort and energy, better give up la...
C- You can try at some haunted place, your spirit eye is avarage. If you are daring, can try at haunted place.
D- You must first believe the existence of soul before you improve your spirit eye. Your spirit eye is below avarage.

Eh....mine is A leh.....no thanks I dun wanna see souls!!! HELP!!! I do have some 6th sense sometimes, but I couldn't control it. Even though I like to have 6th sense....BUT I DUN WAN SEE GHOST!!!

Everyone, happy testing.....HELP!!

Now, how about Korean name?

Ok, I have the site to trace your korean name.

It is not interesting for me, because, my name is exactly the same, even though they only asking me to check "HH" for my name. The family name follows your original.

So for other names, most probably different....for mine, both the same...

Ok whoever wanna know it, just let me know ok?

What is your Japanese name?

Whoever interested to know your Japanese name, please give me your full name and gender(my friends no need state gender d la, I know it anyway.) Then I will tell you name in replied comment.

By the way, my Japanese name is Nakamura Miharu.

Nakamura=my Japanese family name, meaning "centre of a village"
Miharu=my Japanese first name, meaning "beautiful clear sky"

So, submit your full name if you are interest. I will tell you full meaning of your Japanese name as soon as possible.

Ciao!

Smart old cock...

There is a farmer wanting to get a young cock, because the cock at home is too old. This will certainly make all the hens at home satisfied.

After the farmer bring back a young handsome cock....

The old cock is worried if this newcomer will take over his place. So, he challenge the newcomer.
"Why not we have a competition? Who can run around faster for ten rounds will win all the hens here. Agree?"
The young cock is very confident with his energy. So, he agrees.

And so they race.
At first, the old cock run with all his might, so he take the lead.
But after 3 or 4 rounds, the old cock run out of energy and now the young cock is catching up with the old one.
All the hens are cheering for the young cock.
Just when the young cock is about to take over.....BANG!! A gun shot. The young cock fall dead.
The farmer is standing by the fence, holding a gun, and he said,
"Shit!! They sold me a gay cock AGAIN!!"

Dialogue after rape...

In a messy little hut, a guy sitting by the bed, smoking. And a girl cry lying on the bed...

Girl: Why do you rape me? You are such a beast!
Guy: Because I am a beast so I rape you la, so stupid question also you can ask me.
Girl: Sob....sob.....Then how about my future?
Guy: How I know, I am just a rapist, not your boyfriend.
Girl: If I pregnant, will you take the responsibility?
Guy: Walau.....do I look like an idiot?
Girl: Woooo.....wooo....wooo......sob....sob....
Guy: Stop crying la, what's the big deal anyway? Ok, ok, how about I come and visit you regularly from now on?
Girl: Really?? Is it true? Will you really? Will you?
Guy: Aiyo....I said I will come means I will come la.
Girl: After raping me, can't you feel guilty at all?
Guy: Haih...since you mention it, I somehow feel a little bit guilty.
Girl: Then....you must make up with me....
Guy: Huh??? How??
Girl: Erm.....why not be my boyfriend?
Guy: *swt*.....(I am already 30 years old, no partner, today I finally have one?)
Girl: Agree?
Guy: Since you said so, and I have no reason to refuse....ok, I agree...
Girl: That's wonderful!
Guy: *swt*

Then the girl kiss the guy. They become a happy couple and live happily ever after.

Before marriage and After marriage...

Sorry folks, soooooo long time never touch my blog at all. I was planning to do more AYC part 3 and 4.... doing AYC blog takes a lot of time so become lazy d.....wehehehehehe.....memang a lot of excuses one la.....(itchy: tau pun!)

Enough of excuses, let's go to the topic.

Before Marriage...

Him: Hurray! This day has finally came! I can't wait!
Her: Can I regret the marriage?
Him: No! Don't you ever think of that!
Her: Do you love me?
Him: Of course!
Her: Will you betray me?
Him: Of course not! What makes you think that way?
Her: Can you give me a kiss?
Him: That's for sure! And it won't be only once!
Her: Will you beat me?
Him: I never will!
Her: Will you give me a promise?

for the After Marriage just read the dialogue from bottom to the top, opposite way.

so is it true? Guys?

AYC2007 Part 2-Games in AYC!

Though we practise everyday from 9 to 9....but being youthful singers.....WE STILL MANAGE TO PLAY!!

The first game I have is just card game of 4 players... We play all kinds of card games in my room that night... after we went swimming....woooo, super cold...

so here are the players, from left is Anton, Fumiko, me, and Daniel....Daniel is the great big loser of that night....see he is holding the most cards... the one finish fastest is the winner...

OK, let's go to our 2nd game...not as boring as card game d....our 2nd game: Werewolves!

Let me explain the game first, maybe my readers can play it as well!

In the game of werewolves, there are 9 characters all together if we have enough players. Each charactor has different role.

The Villagers: This is the most boring character for me. Because villagers dun have any special power. They just ignorant and they only vote for people whom they think most probably is the werewolf, the person who get most vote is out of the game, and must reveal his/her true identity.

The Werewolves: So, they are the target of the whole game. Werewolves must coorperate to finish of all the good or ignorant villagers to win the game. Every night werewolves will transform and will kill a person each night. When the day time, nobody knows they are werewolves and they also will join the vote as the villagers do.

The Voyant(it means "light" in french): So we will have a few normal villagers and a few werewolves in a game. The Voyant is one of the good villagers who has special power. The Voyant got the ability to see the card of one person at a night, just one at a night. So the Voyant will know who are the werewolves if he/she survive long enough to see many cards.

The Witch: Witch is another good villager with special power. The which has a power to save and also a power to kill. In the whole game, the witch can only use each power once. The witch cannot see the card of the player when deciding to kill or save a person. So the witch simply got to be smart to guess which one is the werewolf.

The Little Girl: This little girl as the power to peek secretly when the werewolves transform. If the werewolves catch the little girl trying to peek, werewolves will immediately kill the little girl and not even the witch got the power to save the little girl.

The Hunter: The Hunter only can use his/her special power when dying..haha, if he has been vote out or he has been kill by the werewolves or witch or whatever... once he die, he can drag someone to die together with him. If he is smart, or lucky, he might pick the wolf.

The Cupid: Everybody know what is the job for cupid. So, cupid is only good for the first night of the game. Before everything start, cupid will choose the couple of the game, then the couple recognize each other's identity. Cupid doesn't know the true identity of everyone....just simply choose. If the couple is both good people, the game goes on like normal. If the couple is good people and wolf or both wolves, then they new job is to finish off everybody else in the game and be the ultimate winner. When one of the person dies, his/her couple will automatically die together as well.

The Thief: The Thief got the ability to change his card with the narator of the story, and then goes on like a normal game.

The Captian: This charactor only appear when the number of wolves and good people is the same. The players of the game will elect a captian and the vote of the captian is double. If so unlckily elect a wolf to become a captian.....oh, is just too bad....

So the narator of the game will tell the story, keep going day and night. Each night the wolves kill a person, The Voyant see a card, and the witch awake to decide whether to use his/her power. And during day time, we will found out who is dead, and we try to discuss who are the wolves and each day we vote out one person. It goes on and on until all the wolves are killed, or all the good people are killed.

So here is some pictures taken during our game...

Nathan our great great great narator is explaining the meaning of the card before distribute them to us. He is really funny guy, he makes the games become all lively. Here is our first batch of "werewolves" players....in Nathan's room, I had been DRAGGED from the practise room to come here and play. Is not that I am so rajin wanna stay there dun wan come and play, but Nathan never told me his intension and just chase me around and caught me, and then, I am here. See my weird expression....actually, we are not ready for photo shooting yet...(ps, one of us is our famous "Mr Bean" of AYC, do you know which one?)

So, the "villagers" and the "wolves" sitting in a circle and discuss actually who are the wolves....Actually, I am....hehehehehehehahahahahahahahaha....

after the game, no more villagers and werewolves, back to AYC members.... let's take a photo before our afternoon nap....the guy on my right side is the photographer earlier...and, one of the player Ivan Johan is missing, where is he?

here comes 2nd batch of people playing....we have got a bigger group, 19 players!! Promotion is good I can see...
See, we some more putting food in the middle....sambil makan sambil main... I am so dump never know the camera is shooting me...

Last round of the game, it is after the first performance... I dun have a picture of everybody, place setting is at Nathan's Lobby....so, first game at 2 floor, second game at the 3rd floor and last game at the lobby.....tres bien! Is townhouse DD...
I am explaining the card to Daniel, this Daniel miss the first two games, why I have the time to do the explaining? Because I am killed by the werewolves already... I was the witch is that round, after I use both my power, I am gone....

And this is Ega, who is our Mr BEAN....haha, he is the first to die.....it is because....HE IS TOO NOISY!!! playing with all the beer bottles....see, play 2 together some more....

So, next time ask this black version of Mr Bean to show you his Mr Bean dance....haha, actually after he is out of the game, he is even noisier, and after I died, I join his bottle playing as well, wahahahahaha.....

AYC2007 Part 1-Beverly Hills Town House!

This year AYC we stay in a very luxurious place... well, luxurious to me la... It is Beverly Hills Town House in Bandung, Indonesia. Each house is 3 storeys. 6 of us staying in one house. Here is how it looks like from the outside....

ok, the photo quality is not too good. See the balcony on the 2nd storey? It is mine!! Really cool, at night after bathing can listen to the music and sit there enjoy....but not for long...it is cold at night. So, let's get into the house....

Welcome to my town house "I"....(Houses are named by alphaberts)

left view and right view at the living room.....OMG soooooooo nice!

Here is our kitchen.... all of us never use it....since we only see our house from 9pm(after rehearsal) to 8am (after wake up prepare to go for breakfast).... who will cook between that time?

dining area....ok that's all for the base....let's move up! and there are the stairs....

Tadaaaa!! Here is my room! I took the bed on the right side....nice and cozy....

and our big mirror and basin in the room.....

So I am now opening the two doors beside the mirror.....

left side is the toilet and right side is the bathing area....the room so big....but bathroom so petite....haih.... you know behind the mirror is a very big space for people to change clothes while do acrobics back there...

So, coming out from my room.....

I look down the stairs....

it is very straight......argg.....I mean a bit like the stairs on the ferry....scary when going down...

then I look up....thinking of exploring the 3rd storey....(3 people sleep in the 2nd-storey room....and the other 3 on top....I was arranged to sleep in 2nd storey one, with Obi and Monique.....luckily....)

The top doesn't look very nice.... and the features are same in my room....so, lazy Hui Hui didn't go up to explore....back to room and unpack luggage....then SHOWER TIME! Ahhhhh........

Flying to Jakarta!

Tomorrow I will be flying to Jakarta to join my 3rd Asian Youth Choir music camp and performances. I am now very excited and not sleepy at all, though I am quite worry for some pieces that is very very difficult. I still didn't work out all pieces!

Actually, I planned to pack up all my things in this week end. Then, my friend who study in France one, came back for holidays and wanted to come to KL to visit me. So, I meet her up on friday night, and saturday morning we went for ice skating at sunway piramid... My friend pakar d la, because she always skate in France also. I am only 2nd time experience, but I am not bad as well, my friend said she is amazed....yeah! Hey, when I was a kid, I pakar roller skates one leh....though is a 2 by 2 roller one la...the old fashion one....

My 2nd time of ice skating is far more adventurous (in other word, scary) than my 1st time. There were altogether 4 accidents during skating....

Accident 1:

I went to skate with Zee Kin and his friend as well... his friend is a first timer, so I hold him once...and then, he fall backwards, pulling me to fall forward on him (we are facing each other), I din fall heavily, but, his leg accidentally kick on my left knee, and of course he is waering the skate....OUCH! now blue black d.... :-(

Accident 2:

When skating, there was a girl beginner on my left side....and she is seriously unbalance and I am sure I cannot hold her when I did tried.....she almost pull me down together, luckily I let go fast when I decided that I cannot help. (Learning from the 1st experience just now).... but then, it still cause me to be unbalance and start to sway to one side.... luckily there is another guy on my right side and I quickly hold him and he help me balance.... so, not falling this time......wheeeeeewww!!!

Accident 3:

Learning from the first 2 experience, I know that beginners=dangerous people....so I skate in the more inner circle, which are normally intermediate skaters. Who knows my bad luck hasn't over yet... A rather daring beginners skate very fast and try to be faster than me, when he try to cut the queue from my right side, he kicked my right leg from behind and of course I lost balance immediately, cause I never expected it... by luck, I still succeeded to stop safely.....

Accident 4:

This is the worst shock for me. By that time, I already can skate in a moderato speed and I am really enjoying it. Suddenly I heard a voice from behind shouting "Oh my god! Oh my god!", before I start to think what happened behind......BANG!! A guy langgar me from behind....I suppose he is an intermediate skater who just know how to speed up, but still cannot master how to slow down and avoid people....so, we both zooming in a presto or vivace speed to the front. Just imagine, I dun know a thing, and suddenly someone hit me, and I am rocketing to the front out of control.....naturally, I scream all the way to express fear and also to warn people in front of us to avoid us....then I change the direction to reduce the momentum, and I finally stop myself keep zooming forward....and, I let the guy alone zooming, of course it is much slower compare to the time when he just hit me.

So, skating is fun, only have one big spot of blue black which is other people's fault.....

Sendiri wanted to be tagged by Itchy.

INSTRUCTION :Bold the statements that are true to you.Italicize the statements that you WISH are true. Leave the fibs alone.Then, stab 3 people to do the same test..

1) I miss somebody right now.
2) I do not watch TV these days.
3) I wear glasses or contact lenses. (oh that reminds me, hey where I put my glasses d?)
4) I love to play video games. (But I am very lousy player)
5) I have tried marijuana.
6) I have been in a threesome.
7) I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Well ya, "usually" la)
8) I have changed mentally over the last year.
9) I curse. (When I wanted to do that, I will sneeze, dun know why)
10) I'm totally smart.(Of course I am smarter than some, so, bold and italic means, I think I am smart and hoping to be even smarter)
11) I've broken someone's bones.
12) I'm paranoid sometimes.(I dun know, got to ask people around me, maybe Jeremy will say that I am, is it?)
13) I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
14) I need money right now.
15) I love sushi.
16) I talk really, really fast.(Only true when I converse in mandrin)17) I have long hair.
18) I have lost money in Las Vegas.
19) I have at least one sibling. (this is no way it can be true anyway)
20) I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.(When I was doing Carmen opera lo, my fake hair really nice, considering to do it for real, maybe later la...)
21) I couldn't survive without Caller ID.
22) I like the way I look. (well ok, my mom is pretty, being her daughter, cannot say myself ugly even if you dun agree....hehe)
23) I am usually pessimistic. (Not usually, only like this in some matter, which normally, if I cannot do anything to solve the matter but only can sit there wait for it to resolve itself, I will be super pessimistic dude!)
24) I have a lot of mood swings. (this is for sure, everyone knows me will say that.)
25) I have a hidden talent. (somebody told me that I got 6th sense, I dun know if it is true, and I dun know if having it is a good thing.)
26) I'm always hyper.(I am lazy)
27) I have a lot of friends.
28) I have pecked someone of the same sex.
29) I enjoy talking on the phone.
30) I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
31) I love to shop.
32) Enjoy window shopping.
33) I would rather shop than eat.
34) I don't hate anyone.
35) I'm a pretty good dancer.
36) I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
37) I have a cell phone. (Huh? Who doesn't have?)
38) I believe in God.
39) I am an adrenaline junkie.
40) I watch MTV on a daily basis.
41) I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
42) I've rejected someone before.
43) I want to have children in the future. (I want to be a mother)
44) I have changed a diaper before. (eh I took care of small cousins before.)
45) I've called the cops on a friend before.
46) I'm not allergic to anything. (dun wanna tell you what I am allergic to, later somebody kena it on me)
47) I have a lot to learn.
48) I'm shy around members of the opposite sex. (unless I know very well d)
49) I have made a move on a friends significant other or crush in the past.
50) I have tried alcohol before. (I drank a little of beer before AYC performance and it cause my vocal cord to swell and cannot sing well)
51) I own the South Park movie.
52) I would die for my best friend.
53) I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
54) I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
55) I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
56) Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
57) I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
58) I am happy at this moment!
59) I'm obsessed with girls/guys.
60) I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
61) I study for tests most of the time.
62) I am comfortable with who I am right now.
63) I have more than just my ears pierced.(I don't even pierce my ears)
64) I walk barefoot wherever I can.
65) I have jumped off a bridge.
66) I love sea turtles.
67) I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
68) Plan on achieving a major goal dream. (no plan now, and my dream also susah to be planned one)
69) I'm proficient in an musical instrument. (Ok la, still learning hard)
70) I hate office jobs.
71) I love sci-fi movies.
72) I think water rules.
73) I went college out of state. (Uni considered bo?)
74) I like sausages. (Because no bones in there, I super pemalas ok?)
75) I love kisses. (Of course depends on who kisses me)
76) I fall for the worst people
77) I adore bright colours.
78) I can't live without black eyeliner.
79) I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
80) I usually like covers better than originals.
81) I can pick up things with my toes.
82) I can whistle.
83) I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snake's slither.(I am not sure about this)
84) I have ridden/owned a horse. ( have ridden when I am still very young, of course somebody else leading the horse in front)
85) I still have every journal I've written in.
86) I can't stick to a diet. (Thats y i'm so fat)
87) I talk in my sleep. (True but very seldom, once my friend told me I sang.)
88) I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. 89) I have jazz in my blood.
90) Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time. (true when I was still a kid la, I was a "monkey" kid)
91) I wear a toe ring.
92) I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
93) I am a caffeine junkie.
94) I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
95) I have been to over 15 conventions.
96) I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better.
97) I'm an artist.
98) I only clean my room when necessary.
99) I like a person of the same sex.
100) I love being happy. (Who love to be sad??)

I'm tagging

#1) Ms Summer Uhoo
#2)Mei Ying Dear
#3)Ying Jie

UM choir is going for exam!

This coming Thursday, UM choir is going for the gold assessment Trinity choir examination. Just now we just had our final rehearsal, our teacher said we sure will pass, but we need to work for flying colours la....

Because I never went for any of the rehearsals since May, just now in the rehearsal I keep making mistakes because poor memory power after "rest" for so long. Even a very minor mistake that I made will cause the whole choir stop to correct me....my gosh, so ashame.... Cham liao, minor mistake also people can hear from my voice, must practise before exam...

Our choir did improve a lot compare before May... I was hoping they were in the pessoc Choralffest too.... should put up a real good show...won't loose to the Ping Hwa girl school... though we din have so many action like the train song they sang, but we all music students can learn up more difficult repertoire for chorus....plus, I am in there leh! cheh.....wahahaha....what you thought how many choir can have me? Humph! :p

So I hope I won't do any mistake in the exam....with my voice that will be pretty obvious....so, practise practise la...

Haih, life...

Mandrin version:

ren sheng jiu xiang da bian, yi dan chong zou le, jiu bu hui zai hui lai.
ren sheng jiu xiang da bian, ze me la dou yi yang, ke shi mei ci you bu dai yi yang.
ren sheng jiu xiang da bian, you shi la de hen shuang, you shi la de hen can.
ren sheng jiu xiang da bian, ni yong yuan bu zhi dao, hui la chu she me dong xi.
ren sheng jiu xiang da bian, xiang yao she me jie guo, jiu yao xian ze me zai.
ren sheng jiu xiang da bian, wang wang nu li le ban tian, que zhi you ji ge pi.
ren sheng jiu xiang da bian, bu guan dian zhui de duo piao liang, ben zhi hai shi yi yang.
ren sheng jiu xiang da bian, zhi you zhi ji mo mo de yong gan mian dui.

shuo yi, da jia chang shuo "ni qu chi da bian la!"
qi shi, ben yi shi " ni yao rong ru zhi ji de sheng huo"


English translation:

Life is just like shit, once flush away, it will never come back.
Life is just like shit, no matter how you shit is still the same, but is still not really the same.
Life is just like shit, sometimes shit comfortably, sometimes cirit birit.
Life is just like shit, you will never know, what will you shit.
Life is just like shit, how you want the "fruit", how you must "plant".
Life is just like shit, work hard for the whole day, but only farts coming out.
Life is just like shit, no matter how you decorate it, the original quality is still the same.
Life is just like shit, only yourself must face it with courage.

So, everybody says "You go eat shit la!"
The actual meaning is "you must blend into your life."

This is taken from a news letter... what a "beautifully disgusting" poem....enjoy......

Itchy tag me...

Volcano is tagged by Tong Sampah manager.....ah no, Mr Itchy.

5 Things Found In Your Bag
- handphone
- purse
- keys
- water bottle
- umbrella

5 Things Found In Your Purse/Wallet
- Money
- IC
- student ID
- name cards (not mine)
- ATM and credit (shhh.....dun tell, later kena rompak)

5 Favourite Things In My Room
- bed la, what else....I am sleeping pig
- my piano (clarinets sometimes not in my room, so not really counted)
- air-corn (without it I will die)
- teddy teddy...
- photo albums

5 Types of Humans(Apa meaning?tak faham,leaving this ques out)
- funny or boring?
- talented or not talented?
- fat or thin?
- rich or poor?
- proud or humble?

5 Things Ive Always Wanted To Do
- celebrate valentine
- improve clarinet (my tonging is horrible)
- go US travel (I already went to Europe, so that is done)
- go kick that stupid vocal tutor
- ski

5 Things you're currently in to
- Pessoc
- Piano and Solfege class at Areca
- practising some piano accompaniment
- cartoon
-sleep
(aiya, should start practising clarinet d leh)

5 People you tag
- all of my volcano's victims...

My Aural and Dictation Class today...

note: for people who don't understand what is music dictation, music dictation is to write out the music score from what you heard. Is a listen-and-notate process. People who are interested to know more, please proceed, happy reading!

Long time never do music dictation already actually...since the aural class in UM is only kiddy stuff, I thought my skill already went down to zero.

But actually...there isn't nothing to learn in UM as well, there is something that I learned and I cannot pick up that kinda skill in any other aural class in the whole wide world.....wanna know what? That is.......ta-ta-ta-taaaaaaaa: The skill to guess what is the actual score... Don't understand? Let me explain.... the aural teacher always play several versions when repeat the short pieces for aural... everytime he repeated, it comes out different thing again, so I developed some kinda skill that can analyse from the different version. And at last, I will be the only one in class who can get full marks with no mistakes in dictation. For example, he is playing G# which is a bit "difficult" than playing G, so he will be a bit late....sometimes on time, sometimes a semiquaver late, sometimes a demisemiquaver late.....etc. But then I can still guess what is actually written on the score he is looking at....hurrah for me!

Ok back for todays aural and dictation lesson in Areca... to my own surprise, I did a superb job for today.... normally I will do a lot of silly mistakes such as: forgot to put natural after marking sharps before it, didn't care how long the note holds.....etc. But today, I did a perfect job.....see:

I have got 3 flowers from Mr Shimano, and see my score got no corrections....seldom that careful also especially the piece is quite tricky...

Then we learn soprano clef.....haih, never come across that clef before to tell the truth....see:

luckily is almost like transposing for A clarinet for a treble clef, but is still not very easy....wheew....

Later on we learn atonal sight singing from a book, which is:

this is my copy of that book....ps: is more beautiful than the original score oh....only the cover la...

Looking in the inside, whoa.......

see the gila gila sharps and flats....pening aku....

Then later on the bus, dun know is the effect of the dictation lesson that brainstorm me, see what have I done with my bus ticket:

nice green little volcano flower....

Pulau Payar...The Best Beach in Malaysia!!

This pulau is not very famous like Pulau Perhentian or Pulau Redang. But trust me, it is the most beautiful island in Malaysia that you can remember for your whole life long.... It is between Pulau Langkawi and Kuala Kedah....so, these are the pictures....

The sun rise in Pulau Payar...

Beautiful seaside....
Clear water + Sea Cucumber + Fishes + Baby Sharks + Fish Feeder...

See my cute cute cute cute volcano fishie....

So this is my wonderful memories in Pulau Payar....snorkeling, fish feeding, and taking photosssss!

So mommy, when is the next time we go again ya?